Oh, deer. They’re one of the more common mascots of the woods, the stars of hunting season for many, and, occasionally, the culprits behind your smashed-up bumper. But not all deer are created equal—especially when you’re talking about whitetails and muleys. These two titans of the deer world might look similar at first glance, but they’re as different as country music and heavy metal.

Let’s compare….

• Ears: Who Wore It Better?
  Mule deer rock those oversized, satellite-dish ears like they’re trying to tune in to some secret forest podcast. Meanwhile, whitetails keep it modest with ears that are proportionate and less… floppy, if you will. If whitetails are all about subtlety, muleys are like, “LOOK AT ME, I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING.”
• Tails: The Show-Off vs. The Chill One
  When whiteys are spooked, they instantly flip that bright-white flag of a tail in the air like they’re signaling the mothership. Mule deer, on the other hand, keep it low-key with their black-tipped tails. It’s almost like the muley is saying, “I might move, but I don’t need to make a whole thing about it.”
• Running Style: Ballet vs. Parkour
  Whitetails take off like track stars, bounding gracefully through the woods. Muleys have a spring-loaded, pogo-stick thing going on called stotting. It’s when all four feet bounce off the ground at the same time—boing, boing, boing—and honestly, it’s both hilarious and mesmerizing to watch.
• Geography: Hometown Heroes
  Whitetails are the suburbanites of the deer world. They’re literally everywhere, from forests to cornfields to your neighbor’s backyard. Muleys are actually supposed to be mountain royalty, chilling in the rugged terrain, but they are found in town and in suburban areas more often.  Which is funny, because I have seen more whitetails in the mountains this hunting season than muleys. Where whitetails used to be the reliable family sedan and muleys were the off-road Jeep with mud splattered on the tires, they are pretty much inter-changeable in certain areas these days.
• Antlers: The Trophy Factor
  When it comes to antlers, whitetails go for symmetry—clean lines, classic vibes, Instagram-worthy. Muleys, though? They’re the rebels with the funky forked antlers, like nature just said, “Let’s mix it up today.” If you’re into unique racks (and who isn’t?), muleys are where it’s at.
• Attitude: The Drama King vs. the Chill 
  Whitetails are skittish, dramatic and ready to bolt if you so much as take a deep breath. Mule deer are more like, “Oh, hey, a human. Cool. Oh, is that a rifle that human’s hands?” They’re calm, collected, and probably not sweating the small stuff…nor do they seem to sweat the big stuff they probably should be sweating. Let’s just say, if whitetails are constantly checking their mirrors, muleys are jamming out to ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy.’
• Meat: The Taste Test
  Now, let’s talk meals. Whitetail venison is more mild, while muley meat tends to have a bit more of a gamey flavor. Think of it like wine—whitetail is your smooth Merlot, and muley is your bold Cabernet. Either way, it’s going on the grill, right?  Obviously, it all depends on how you process your deer, too. Just season it to your liking and add the perfect toppings to enhance the flavors. Even gamey meat can taste good with the right additions!

So, which deer is better? Honestly, it’s like comparing apples to oranges… if apples had antlers and oranges had big ears. Both are awesome animals that make the hunt worthwhile to each individual hunter.

Just remember: whether it’s the big-eared muley or the flag-tailed whitey, they’re out there making us hike, laugh, swear and fill our freezers. Cheers to that!